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"We just need an extra day to work out whether the defendant’s alibi holds water, or if we can say, 'Hey Jude, go to jail!' Sorry about that. You hang out with a Beatle for as long as I have, and the references are just here, there, and everywhere."
(Happy birthday, Paul!)
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